nukyew2's Reviews

[How to get chicks]

Fuck

holy shit I love you guys.

Seankiely responds:

gee thank you :D

[Prof Oaks Research]

Why why why...

This was unbearable to watch. I'll give you a 1 for effort.

There are two things that do not blend together at all. Anime and Poor Drawings. Anime is fine; I like it. Poor Drawings are poor drawings. But if you draw poorly and you try the anime style then it usually comes out looking terrible. Practice on your drawing skills if you really want to try anime. Please.

Onto why the anime does NOT work. For instance, the Metapod scene. He gets all angry about being named penis (very very old 'joke') and his eye turns red. An anime characteristic of course, but you're not an anime artist. It just pisses me off when people do the whole "eye's going red out of anger" anime thing because it NEVER WORKS. Unless you're an anime artist, you can't do it right. The voice 'actor' wasn't funny in the least. In order for us to believe he's angry you need the actor to convey emotion. Otherwise the anger is completely lost in terrible voice acting.

And please drop the memes next time. At least keep up with the new memes if you're persistent on using them. All in all, work harder. And don't feed me the bullshit "If you can't do any better then don't critique.". My animations aren't that great either. But food critics don't critique knowing they can do better. I'm sure you can tell if food is terrible or not on your own without having a degree in the culinary arts.

Just work on it, ok?

[Press Start: GTAwful]

Great stuff

I have to admit, this was pretty funny! Nice work!

[Mine Shaft]

Good

It's good, although it's REALLY annoying that the little Mochibot Highscore thing pops up EVERYTIME I die. I have to press "No thanks" and then "Close" and even then it takes forever to disappear. Please remove that sometime and this game will be 100% fun instead of 80% out of annoyance. Make a button that says "Submit Highscore" to make it appear so the flow of the game doesn't stop.

Ozdoba responds:

Thank you for your comment! The annoying automatic mochi highscore is now replaced by a submit highscore button.

[Toss the Turtle]

Different

I think people need to shut up about "this being taken from another game". Sure, there are PLENTY of games like it that came before. But you know what? Why don't I just go and claim that Halo isn't original by pointing out how similar it is to Quake or Doom? No point, because it's similar gameplay, but differences/enhancements.

This game is much like Bloody Pingu Throw, Kitten Cannon, Nanaca, etc. But you guys need to stop saying how "he stole the idea" because honestly, who can make a game today that is TOTALLY ORIGINAL? It's almost impossible. If you look, he drew all of it BY HIMSELF. Made upgradable items BY HIMSELF. and the coder coded it BY HIMSELF. It's not like they ripped apart the others and stole it all. It's all original except for the concept. Oh teh noes, he took a concept. Woopee doo. Watch a few sitcoms on TV and you'll see the exact same thing going on.

Sooo about the game. Regardless of how awesomely drawn it was, the gameplay suffers abit. I wait a few minutes after unloading the jet pack and gun on him, and he just flies forever. Of course, how do you make that fun with a game like this? You really can't. So it's alright. I won every award and played it all the way through. Intuitive, interesting, and sometimes exciting.

Another thing, the money issue. People complain about "how it takes tooo long to get" but it's actually really easy once you start slowly buying upgrades. I mean, what if it went fast? The game would end too soon. The point of getting upgrades is that it's supposed to be slow at first so you can keep playing for a while. THAT'S THE IDEA. I got all the upgrades no prob, just takes a little while to scrounge it up once you start, then it's super incredibly easy.

That's about it.

10/10 Art
10/10 Concept (Disregarding any similarities)
8/10 Sounds (They were generic and overused, but still cool)
6/10 Music (Got really dull after a while)
10/10 Gameplay (Very Addictive)

[Merge]

NICE!

Very good design and concept! Loved it!

[Piano-Horn]

Very nice!

Good job man! Sounds great!

[Amber Lamps]

Ohhhh

That's the girl from the video where that old guy beats the younger black guy on the bus! "Epic Beard Man"

Love it, it looks great